Inspired by an earlier post. The beard is tucked into my mouth to demonstrate the difference. The gradient between the shades looks quite natural otherwise.
Affectionate-End5470 on
Inb4
Where is your lips
thefeedling on
bro where is your mouth?
Usa696969 on
Just shave
Natac_orb on
Do you know of any ancestors that were particularly fond of zebras?
Aggressive_Line_8298 on
Do you speak for the trees?
BIGG_FRIGG on
Lanister up top Baratheon down below
wrightcommab on
Looks like a dead skunk
Background-Creme3506 on
Looks like you’re eating a dead rat 🤣
Deemaunik on
It’s a seated black capybara with a dirty blonde mowhawk.
AdWooden2312 on
Looks like you been rimming Bertie Bassett
Either-Suit-3964 on
I moustache you a question…. but I’ll shave it for later….
NickDubzz on
I thought you had a hairy hockey puck in your mouth
Prestigious-Dot-9340 on
Thought it was a massive lip of grizzly wintergreen
Mille-Sabords on
Bro shave that 😭
airbag_sickbag45 on
Looks like a caffé crema
XClamX on
The blacker the berry…
singhVirender1947 on
No lip kisses for you!
Lemmy-In on
I find it quite amusing that you’ve cropped the photo to conceal your identity!
Randolph_Carter_6 on
Birth defect. Not interesting at all.
p0gerty on
And here I thought mine was bad going from blonde/brown to red! Do you usually keep a beard?
hives-mind on
your wife must be a lucky woman
Push-the-pink-button on
My guess is cancer
johnsolomon on
It looks like you’re eating a fur ball
redit01 on
Your mustache know Mark Davis?
HaroerHaktak on
OP lies. I took this picture. It’s actually OP eating a small hairy dwarf. Feet first of course.
Rarest-Pepe on
Looks terrible. Shave it off or dye it.
LemonHerb on
Calico people
dwalt95 on
I see this a lot with my patients, this is a common sign you eat LOADS of ass, and said ass is bleached.
Pro tip, don’t lick your lips after!
SharkeyGeorge on

Suitable_Habit_8388 on
The river meets the ocean
Emotional_Sea9384 on
Teach me your ways to grow
pacmannips on
you look like you got into an absurd amount of blue berry jam
Dtitan on
Awesome man. Uneven graying is so much fun.
Good on you for leaning in. You make that work!
And if you decided you didn’t want the gradient that’s why God made Just for Men and True Sons!
lol mine started going gray in my beard – except only on the left side. I’m still more pepper than salt but in a few years it’s going to be wild.
theunmistakablecow on
Why would you put your beard in your mouth? Why is it that long? This is wrong on every level
InitiativeParking786 on
Hmmmm maybe eat too much booty
xHashtagNoFilterx on

Idk why but it made me instantly think of these guys
spacebarstool on
What is it about me that makes this picture creep me out?
I really wish I never saw it.
BadIdeaSociety on
My cousin had a similar weird color variation with his goatee that he kept until the people at the local bar nicknamed him Stone Cold Steve Hitler and he never tried facial hair again. Grayish chin and lip with the small part under his nose ink black.
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Inspired by an earlier post. The beard is tucked into my mouth to demonstrate the difference. The gradient between the shades looks quite natural otherwise.
Inb4
Where is your lips
bro where is your mouth?
Just shave
Do you know of any ancestors that were particularly fond of zebras?
Do you speak for the trees?
Lanister up top Baratheon down below
Looks like a dead skunk
Looks like you’re eating a dead rat 🤣
It’s a seated black capybara with a dirty blonde mowhawk.
Looks like you been rimming Bertie Bassett
I moustache you a question…. but I’ll shave it for later….
I thought you had a hairy hockey puck in your mouth
Thought it was a massive lip of grizzly wintergreen
Bro shave that 😭
Looks like a caffé crema
The blacker the berry…
No lip kisses for you!
I find it quite amusing that you’ve cropped the photo to conceal your identity!
Birth defect. Not interesting at all.
And here I thought mine was bad going from blonde/brown to red! Do you usually keep a beard?
your wife must be a lucky woman
My guess is cancer
It looks like you’re eating a fur ball
Your mustache know Mark Davis?
OP lies. I took this picture. It’s actually OP eating a small hairy dwarf. Feet first of course.
Looks terrible. Shave it off or dye it.
Calico people
I see this a lot with my patients, this is a common sign you eat LOADS of ass, and said ass is bleached.
Pro tip, don’t lick your lips after!

The river meets the ocean
Teach me your ways to grow
you look like you got into an absurd amount of blue berry jam
Awesome man. Uneven graying is so much fun.
Good on you for leaning in. You make that work!
And if you decided you didn’t want the gradient that’s why God made Just for Men and True Sons!
lol mine started going gray in my beard – except only on the left side. I’m still more pepper than salt but in a few years it’s going to be wild.
Why would you put your beard in your mouth? Why is it that long? This is wrong on every level
Hmmmm maybe eat too much booty

Idk why but it made me instantly think of these guys
What is it about me that makes this picture creep me out?
I really wish I never saw it.
My cousin had a similar weird color variation with his goatee that he kept until the people at the local bar nicknamed him Stone Cold Steve Hitler and he never tried facial hair again. Grayish chin and lip with the small part under his nose ink black.
How often do you brush your tongue?
😍😍😍 beautiful

Your nose hairs look to be blonde too
The Hollywood Hogan.
Muppet
Do people call you Guinness?